Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class
Anonymous said: i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.
Anonymous said: I miss when people asked you stuff about Tomione. In fact I'll ask one right now, what do you think will happen once Tom's spawn is all grown up and Tom has a startling moment of realization that his spawn is pretty much better than him what with the combo of the Tomione genetic attractiveness and that wily genius? I wonder if its girl if Tom is like to all the potential suitors DISPLEASE HER AND I WILL AK YOU AND TURN YOU INTO TEA COZY HORCRUX FOR MY WIFE AND HER SPEW CAMPAIGN.
LETS FOCUS ON THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION
so tom is taking his teenage daughter out for a life affirming stroll through the chamber of secrets to visit the basilisk
as you do
and shes all like “i designed an android to replace the sorting hat, it’s much more hygienic”
and tom is immediately smug because YES his spawn is superior and YES hermione was an excellent choice for a long term life partner because hello who bought their daughter that professional grade robotics kit for her sixth christmas oh yes HERMIONE
not to mention that they’re both super hot
and basically their daughter should be writing them thank you cards and giving them presents on her own birthday because there is something called a genetic lottery and she fucking WON IT okay?
because surely there are boys (or girls, whatever, he’s ADAPTING TO THE TIMES, fuck what edmond says) who have noticed his daughter’s superiority
and his expression turns murderous
and hes just like
and then tells the basilisk in parseltongue to spy on all of his daughters suitors and if anything untoward occurs like a kiss that isn’t on the cheek for example the basilisk has toms permission to unleash the force of its own fury and paralyze the shit out of those little bastards
THE PROBLEMS WITH FANFICTION
always reblog because the suffering never ends
**looks at the intersection of all three circles, then back at Birger’s fic** Uhh…well, um…crap.
oooooh my goooood i’m hiking in fucking utah and i came across sollux carved into the goddamn 200 million y/o sandstone
JESUS FUCK THAT’S MY CARVING FROM LIKE 2 YEARS AGO LOL
okay before y’all judge, I’m actually from the area and it’s totally acceptable for people to carve shit on that particular area (there’s silly carvings on other rocks up there and you’re actually encouraged to leave your mark up there to show that you managed to climb up that high) so like please don’t think I’m desecrating nature or anything because I’m definitely not THAT disrespectful.
i’m laughing so hard right now, i never thought my art would reach 1k+ notes
god bless ur soul i was losing my shit the entire hike oh my go d
When people think that a college student harassing a 14 year old girl, by calling her fat, stupid and saying that no one will ever love her, is cute.
i like usa/mamo later on and in the manga but yeah this dynamic at the beginning…
i’ve been in usagi’s situation here and it’s not fun, and it’s not cute when you’ve lived it.
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
i got you ryan gosling
this is why i love tumblr
THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART
this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen :O
just because i ship it doesnt mean i expect it to become canon
compliments don’t get people killed.
i deadass thought the first article was from The Onion
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.
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